How To Traumatize Your Children

Author: Knock Knock
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781601060389
Size: 63.92 MB
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Don't leave your most important job to instinct and gut reactions--whether you want to traumatize your children with the same techniques your parents used or you prefer to choose an entirely new approach, this book will show you the way!

How To Mess Up Your Child S Life

Author: Olivia Bruner
Publisher: Hachette UK
ISBN: 044654373X
Size: 46.77 MB
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Now, Christian parenting experts Kurt and Olivia Bruner have created a tongue-in-cheek but invaluable guide that helps parents move past "oops" to intentional, fun, and faith-filled parenting.

All My Friends Are Dead

Author: Avery Monsen
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 145213538X
Size: 11.15 MB
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From the sock whose only friends have gone missing to the houseplant whose friends are being slowly killed by irresponsible plant owners (like you), All My Friends Are Dead presents a delightful primer for laughing at the inevitable.

Toddlers Are A Holes

Author: Bunmi Laditan
Publisher: Workman Publishing
ISBN: 0761185755
Size: 75.34 MB
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Bunmi Laditan's hilarious, satirical guide to toddlerhood offers parents instant (and very welcome) comic relief—along with the very good news that "It's Not Your Fault.

Sh Tty Mum

Author: Mary Ann Zoellner
Publisher: Hachette UK
ISBN: 1444755218
Size: 22.71 MB
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Any person, physical need or dream that takes you away from them for even five seconds is their natural enemy and must be crushed with loud, endless cries. This book is about how to survive babies, and what they grow into: children.

K Is For Knifeball

Author: Jory John
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 1452121265
Size: 71.50 MB
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From the authors of the breakout bestseller All my friends are dead. and in the humorous vein of Go the F**k to Sleep comes a laugh-out-loud collection of bad advice that turns the children's alphabet book on its head.